ANSEMCAT:RBHLIVE
$0.000420
▲ +420.69% 24H
MKT CAP · vibes
VOL · unhinged
HOLDERS · you + your ex

ONE CHARGE.
TWO LEGENDS.

The bull brought the market cap energy. The cat brought the reason anyone shows up twice a day. Neither one is winning this alone.

BUY $ANSEMCAT ▸
Ansemcat mascot with green arrow
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
§ 02 — PRESS RELEASE

THE MERGER

One side brought the chart. The other brought the reason anyone opens the app twice a day. This is what happens when neither one backs down.

EXHIBIT A

The bull half

Clean liquidity, a real chain underneath, a chart worth screenshotting.

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EXHIBIT B

The cat half

The jokes, the lore nobody can fact-check, the whole reason people come back.

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EXHIBIT C

The merger

Neither side blinked. So instead of a rivalry, we're shipping both at once.

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§ 03 — INFRASTRUCTURE

THE CHAIN

Wall Street's rails.
Meme-native by accident.

› ROBINHOOD CHAIN● MAINNET
Launched
07 / 01 / 2026
Layer
L2
Settles on
Arbitrum

> Robinhood Chain went live July 1, 2026 — an Ethereum layer-2 built on Arbitrum for tokenized stocks and real-world assets. It wasn't built for memecoins.

> Landing one here first is the whole joke.

§ 04 — INSTRUCTIONS

HOW TO BUY

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Install MetaMask (or any EVM wallet). Guard the seed phrase like it's your last catnip stash.

  2. 02

    Fund it with ETH

    Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain — the L2 that Wall Street built and we hijacked.

  3. 03

    Swap for $ANSEMCAT

    Hit the BUY button. Paste the contract when it drops. Set slippage generously — chaos tax.

  4. 04

    Sit. Stare. HODL.

    Cats stare for hours. Bulls charge. You do both. That's the strategy.

§ 05 — EARNINGS CALL

ROADMAP

› Q1 · 2026

The Merger

  • ▸Bull and cat sign the paperwork
  • ▸Contract deploys on Robinhood Chain
  • ▸First 1,000 holders get named in the lore
› Q2 · 2026

Listings

  • ▸DEX pool goes live
  • ▸CoinGecko / CMC applications
  • ▸Chart worth screenshotting confirmed
› Q3 · 2026

Chaos

  • ▸Meme contest, cash prizes
  • ▸Ansem tweets (unconfirmed)
  • ▸Cat cinematic universe expands
› Q4 · 2026

Ascension

  • ▸CEX listings
  • ▸Merch drops
  • ▸Bull and cat elected co-CEOs